My one D&D character Tax Evasion Jones
They’re a tiefling druid who lived their entire life in The Woods completely outside of society. They were raised (kinda) by fantasy!Bigfoot. They have no money and don’t really Get commerce (because not a Thing outside of society), so they had nothing to give to tax collectors when they came calling (hence the name). They’re also so outside of society they have no idea what wizards and magic are despite being an inherent magic user. Their general look is based on a Jacob sheep but maroon and red instead of black and white.
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